Single & Fabulous

Apr 18, 2013

No More Gettin' It, I'm Not Feeling It: Bad Sex

Two blog post in one week! To what do you owe the pleasure? A compelling need to vent a little about bad sex experiences. Now I’ve already shared with you about the best I’ve ever had and I promised to divulge about the worst I’ve ever had. So here it goes…

I love sex and believe life is too short for bad sex. I have no issues communicating my wants and needs openly and always do without hesitation. One of the reasons why I have a strong preference for women in the 35-45 age range is because when it comes to the bedroom majority of them know how to throw down. They know that foreplay begins well before the bedroom and that one good climax deserves more. I honestly cannot complain about these women so kudos to you and keep doing what you’re doing because you do it oh so well.
I’ve only had two bad sexual experiences and no I will not give either woman the opportunity to reprieve themselves. As Samantha Jones would say “Fuck me badly once, shame on you, fuck me badly twice shame on me.”

Case #1: Good foreplay, bad performance. It’s like the buildup only to be let down. There was just too much going on, too fast, and at the wrong times. Whoa chick! I’m gonna need you to slow it down and focus. I called this ADHD Fucking.
Case #2: No foreplay, bad performance, inappropriate timing use of toys. I was just not feeling it at all. And when I thought it would get better and just maybe I can get myself to orgasm it got worse and at that point I just smiled and said “I’m done here.”

FYI: If a woman you just had sex with rolls over to make a call, send a text message, or just gets up nonchalantly to go find other ways to entertain herself, then you have failed to satisfy her sexually.
Sexual compatibility cannot be taught, it cannot be faked, you either have it or you don’t. As for bad sex, as Beyoncé says “I’m not feeling it!”

 
"Kitty Kat" by Beyonce

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